Colognist

Someone who models or sale cologne

I went to the department store to ask a colognist what as a good cologne for my boyfriend .

by Jmichael Martin February 14, 2017

Fifth Columnist

A fifth column is a group of people who clandestinely undermine a larger group such as a nation from within. A fifth column can be a group of secret sympathizers of an enemy that are involved in sabotage within military defense lines, or a country's borders. A key tactic of the fifth column is the secret introduction of supporters into the whole fabric of the entity under attack.

Bobby: Not ironically, Fifth Columnist rhymes with Filthy communist.
Joe: You got me there, Bobby, I have no idea.
Bobby: Yeah, right.

by Chaotic_Neutral October 20, 2012

Colonist Shuffle

A dance performed in Heathrow Airport when first time American visitors to the UK encounter a local pedestrian head-on. The locals try to pass on the left while the tourist tries to pass on the right resulting in a zig-zagging synchronized jig for a few seconds.

"Man, I was so tired when I got off the plane in London, I did the colonist shuffle three times before I got my UK legs under me."

by Spiffeee June 9, 2009

Colognial Soldier

When you fart on your wrist and ask someone to smell your cologne and you put out your wrist for them to smell.

Guy 1: Hey man, check out my new cologne, (holding out wrist.)

Guy 2: (Sniffs) Dude, that smells like shit!

Guy 3: Haha, looks like you just got sniped by a colognial soldier!

by Dookiejuice March 9, 2013

Colorist

Being a colorist is a form of racial discrimination based on the shade of an individual's skin tone, typically favoring lighter skin. It can occur both within a specific ethnic group and across ethnic groups.

micheal: lightskins are more attractive than darkskins

robert: hey man don't say that, you're a colorist.

by piikero November 2, 2020

Colognoisseur

A connoisseur of cologne. One who recognizes and appreciates the subtleties of fine colognes and perfumes. He understands industry terminology such as "sillage" and "notes", is unswayed by masculine- or feminine-directed marketing, and he may have expert training or knowledge. He may have a large wardrobe of colognes from which to choose for various occasions and he knows how and when to apply them for greatest impact or close-quarter-only situations.

The masculine equivalent of "perfumista".

Origin: "Quarry" of online fragrance forums.

Tania asked her colognoisseur husband, Luca Turin, what new, cutting-edge cologne he would recommend for her college-bound nephew.

Whew! The loud, cheap-smelling funk coming off Bob let everyone downwind know he was no colognoisseur.

by MadScientist@Basenotes February 27, 2009

Colorist

A colorist is an individual who discriminates based in skin tone. Unlike a racist, a colorist doesn't factor race but uses the tone of ones skin to determine chracteristics about an individual.

Colorist can be tied to colorism

A colorist will assume that a light skin individual is full of themselves.

Saunya: Why are you taking a selfie. You're so light skin.

Yohon: what do you mean? You're such a colorist!

by Yuhanna June 5, 2015