Coldtention 

The coldness of two cold objects

That couple is displaying coldtention.
There is coldtention between two ice cubes close together

Coldtention by Neverfoxny May 12, 2021

contention 

heated disagreement.

The captured territory was the main area of contention between the two countries.
The show Barney has always been a source of contention for me. But seriously, it has ruined my childhood.

contention by seemslegit69 October 22, 2017

Contentionality 

A non-religious ideology solely based on the ability to remain comfortable in the midst of chaos.
(Not worrying about aspects of nature/government you as an individual cannot control.)

Yeah, ever since I've started practicing Contentionality I've had way less anxiety.

Contentionality by DrinkingTylenol April 17, 2023

bone of contention 

An erection that arises at an inopportune time (i.e., while watching women's figure skating, etc.), causing discord in the domestic circle.

John's excitement over watching Project Runway caused a bone of contention, and subsequently, a night of sleeping on the couch

bone of contention by Glenn Quagmire January 7, 2006

Boner of Contention 

The situation that arises, as it were, when you have a major erection and your wife, girlfriend or boyfriend isn't into having sex with you. The offending and engorged member is referred to the boner of contention.

My wife was napping the other day and I showed up with a woody. She dick slapped me and we've been dealing with the boner of contention ever since.

Boner of Contention by Duncan7 July 25, 2011

Boner Contention 

When a topic of conversation leads to upsetting your girlfriend so that you won't get laid that evening.

Why did he have to bring up the Boner Contention?

Boner Contention by Birdcore February 23, 2010