Boner Contention

When a topic of conversation leads to upsetting your girlfriend so that you won't get laid that evening.
Why did he have to bring up the Boner Contention?
by Birdcore February 22, 2010
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Punching the chutney

Oh man, I was really punching the chutney last night. She was loose.
by Birdcore March 19, 2010
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Throtting

Her vagina was frothing so much that she just had to give it a good old throtting.
by Birdcore June 23, 2010
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