ColdFusions

The gayest irc chat server ever in the whole wide world, if you're a guy and you like to be anally fisted by Canadians then this is the chat server for you. The biggest fag named Kevin owns it and he is the gayest of all the gays.

ColdFusions is the gayest irc server ever

ColdFusions by SourPatchKid009 October 26, 2008

confusionship 

A phenomenon when a couple of interacting people have neither a well defined friendship nor an FWB nor a romantic relationship and thus their attraction is still undefined to them both, yet they're definite about defining it as soon as possible.
The state of confusion before defining your sort of relationship with the person.

We were in a confusionship, but eventually deconfused ourselves and got romantically involved.

confusionship by Zeguy Lestrange January 27, 2016

ColdFusion For Douchebags 

The title of a fictitious book, used as an insult towards technology programmers who tend to lean towards the ColdFusion platform due to its simple to learn nature despite the fact they lack any programming skills whatsoever.

What? They hired Dan to do CF programming? He sucks! I hope he picks up his copy of ColdFusion For Douchebags!

ColdFusion For Douchebags by Jocko Tam February 21, 2008

coldfusion 

An exercise in futility, self-flagellation, and 80s era technologies. ColdFusion is so bad that it has become synonymous with cryptic error codes, mysterious memory leaks, and asinine programing constructs.

I tried integrating that new API, but it coldfusions all the time so I replaced it.

The servers are coldfusioning again. I'll go restart them.

A: Where is the #$%#ing leak? B: Coldfusion.

coldfusion by John LeBoeuf-Little January 18, 2008

coldfusion 

An exercise in futility, self-flagellation, and 80s era technologies. ColdFusion is so bad that it has become synonymous with cryptic error codes, mysterious memory leaks, and asinine programing constructs.

I tried integrating that new API, but it coldfusions all the time so I replaced it.

The servers are coldfusioning again. I'll go restart them.

A: Where is the #$%#ing leak? B: Coldfusion.

coldfusion by worldnamer January 8, 2009

Collusions 

Meeting with someone with an enormous cock. Knowing someone with a penis the size of a black man.

I'm in collusions with this guy across the street, he's 12 inches limp!

Collusions by Mr. Shaggswell May 10, 2010

Cordfusion 

When you have way to many tangles, unorganized cords. Very common behind entertainment centers and computer desks.

OMG, Cordfusion, there are OVER 9000 cords tangled up back there, in so cordfused.

Cordfusion by Mrmaster March 22, 2010