An exercise in futility, self-flagellation, and 80s era technologies. ColdFusion is so bad that it has become synonymous with cryptic error codes, mysterious memory leaks, and asinine programing constructs.
I tried integrating that new API, but it coldfusions all the time so I replaced it.
The servers are coldfusioning again. I'll go restart them.
A: Where is the #$%#ing leak? B: Coldfusion.
The servers are coldfusioning again. I'll go restart them.
A: Where is the #$%#ing leak? B: Coldfusion.
by John LeBoeuf-Little January 18, 2008
An exercise in futility, self-flagellation, and 80s era technologies. ColdFusion is so bad that it has become synonymous with cryptic error codes, mysterious memory leaks, and asinine programing constructs.
I tried integrating that new API, but it coldfusions all the time so I replaced it.
The servers are coldfusioning again. I'll go restart them.
A: Where is the #$%#ing leak? B: Coldfusion.
The servers are coldfusioning again. I'll go restart them.
A: Where is the #$%#ing leak? B: Coldfusion.
by worldnamer January 03, 2008
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by SourPatchKid009 September 13, 2008
The title of a fictitious book, used as an insult towards technology programmers who tend to lean towards the ColdFusion platform due to its simple to learn nature despite the fact they lack any programming skills whatsoever.
What? They hired Dan to do CF programming? He sucks! I hope he picks up his copy of ColdFusion For Douchebags!
by Jocko Tam February 21, 2008