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Coknockin 

Coknockin is when you knock on a door with your penis and run away similar to ding dong ditch.
Hey jimmy did you see Tom Coknockin mrs.barnabie's door yesterday?
Coknockin by coodledoodle January 21, 2022
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Cockdocking 

To insert your penis tip in another guys foreskin.
That cockdocking guy has made some penises disappear in his foreskin.
Cockdocking by CnV October 15, 2009

Connocting Poopie 

1) When you try to connect with someone, but you mess it up

2) Pooping butt to butt so your poops connect
1) How was your date last night?

It started off great but we miscommunicated and ended up connocting poopie

2) We took our relationship to the next level last night by connocting poopie. We broke the toilet, though.

coplockin 

When watchin ya friend flirt or kiss wit da otha sex.
Yo ya friend was coplockin hard when we was kissin.
coplockin by Paige Retej November 14, 2007

coocking 

- Yesterday evening I have been coocking in the kitchen.

- You mean, you have been cooking?
- No, I have been cocking my gf...
-Dude! Not in our kitchen!
coocking by Wamantha March 9, 2020

Cockrocking

Cockrocking k'ɒkrɒkɪŋ
Smashing your male genitalia with a heavy stone/rock and screaming in pain, 'cause let's admit it, how fucking dumb are you?
A guy decides he'll be cockrocking himself in front of a random-ass girl
"YO dude Axel just cockrocked himself in front of Jessica!"
"BROOOOOO, he's literally built different broo"
Cockrocking by PHALLUSCALLUS October 18, 2020

cockknocking 

to try and out groin a person and it realy pisses off our teacher in pshe
earl: ballsack
crabman" sperm bank (even lounder)
Randy: collin has a small fallis (lounder)
Earl: BALLSACK :teacher hears it and sends him ou
everbody laughs while the teacher trys and controls the class who by now are all doing it
teacher: ohhh stop cockknocking
cockknocking by manbeasthunter June 14, 2006
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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