cockknocking

to try and out groin a person and it realy pisses off our teacher in pshe

earl: ballsack
crabman" sperm bank (even lounder)
Randy: collin has a small fallis (lounder)
Earl: BALLSACK :teacher hears it and sends him ou
everbody laughs while the teacher trys and controls the class who by now are all doing it
teacher: ohhh stop cockknocking

by manbeasthunter June 12, 2006

CockKnocker

A term used with your inner circle in an opening sentence to grab their attention as to allow an immediate discussion to take place. Equal parts condescending and endearing. Lets the user clear the air on current or long standing disagreements. Prepares the receiver for a possible controntation.

What's up CockKnocker?!?! I still remember that time I caught you taking a selfie with my drunk girlfriend and staring down at her cleavage, not cool bro...

by TeamJimmy August 16, 2019

cockknocker

1. One who knocks cocks. 2. Someone who is a complete idiot or clutz. See jerkoff.

You're such a stupid cockknocker!

by Do me big time May 23, 2003

cockknocker

Mark Hamill's part in Jay and Silent Bob strike back.

Now whos balls have been busted bitch? BONG!!

by FhillyMan October 12, 2003

Cockknocker

One who is a complete idiot or retard. Someone excels at pissing the shit out of people. Some people may hear this when pking with Nightmarerh. One may also here the words "Bunghole" "Motherfucker" or occasionally "Hippy Ranger"

You: "Dude did you see me just pwn the narb" He lost a fucking sara sword man!"

Other guy: "Holy shit man that was Nightmarerh you better log bro!"

Nightmarerh: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MOTHER FUCKING COCKKNOCKER HIPPY RANGERS" FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!

by The Ending August 21, 2010

cockknocker

Kezzism 1. An Old Skool fool 2.The act of knocking cock 3. An expression made by one party to express disgust at the actions of another.

In extreme situations it may be neccesary to refer to one as a double-hard cockknocker

Shutup Bond you cockknocker

by I am Asparagus November 04, 2005

cockknocker

1. Person who can not do anything right (see Fuckup) 2. Masterbator (see Jerkoff)

1. Get it together you cockknocker! 2. I don't like Bob, he's a real cockknocker.

by Hepcat January 24, 2003