Cockrocking

Cockrocking k'ɒkrɒkɪŋ
Smashing your male genitalia with a heavy stone/rock and screaming in pain, 'cause let's admit it, how fucking dumb are you?

A guy decides he'll be cockrocking himself in front of a random-ass girl
"YO dude Axel just cockrocked himself in front of Jessica!"
"BROOOOOO, he's literally built different broo"

by PHALLUSCALLUS October 18, 2020

cockrock

A band consisting of horny guys that play catchy, rip-off rock songs whose main goal is to get into girl's panties.

Man. not another cockrock band

by fuzzy777 June 6, 2009

cockrocker

Humorous insult.
Best used towards very camp, yet heterosexual men.

Shut up cockrocker

by spencer February 1, 2003

cockrocker

someone who tries to get off someones dick, but cannot do to the depth it has gone up their ass

by siege October 12, 2003

cockrock

To rock ones cock. A dance made by homosexuals. Seen as a erotic display/mating act

Yeah look at that cute guy cockrock!

by chrisgio April 28, 2006

cockrock

A cock thats hard as a rock.

"His dick is as hard as a cockrock!"

by kelsey :) October 13, 2008

Cockrock

When you scrape the jizz off your sheets after a good night of smashing and smoke it

Person 1- "Yo man you wanna smoke some cockrock?"
Person 2- "No man! i dont want to smoke your jizz"

by Bello_Pecado January 9, 2012