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Cointreau Slapper 

An alcoholic drink. Fill a standard shot glass 3/4 full with Cointreau. Light on fire. Slap your hand down on the still-flaming shot glass (don't wait too long or the shot glass will overheat). Make sure to keep your hand flat, and center the shot glass in the middle of your palm. The glass will suction onto your palm. Raise the glass, show your friends, then slowly remove it from your hand and drink the shot. Even better if you can inhale the air as well.
We were drunk at Rich's party last night; we drank five Cointreau Slappers each.
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Cointreaubutions 

Money given with the express intent of buying alcohol.
Steve: “Hey man, get me some beers while you’re at the store
Other Steve, probably: “Sure man, you can make your Cointreaubutions when I get back.”

Cointreauception 

Used among upper class twits. When you're so pissed on fine fine booze it is impossible to cum.
"It's okay Tarquin, we'll use cointreauception!"
"Oh no, Gwinevereleth, you didn't drink enough cointreau and now you'll give birth to a baby tory! Should have cointreaucepted"

Contrauniversal 

Giving or likely giving rise to public disagreements, that affects all people or things in the world.
The discussion on the existence of God was a contrauniversal subject
Contrauniversal by Mtee September 4, 2010
I sure like me some Cotreau
cotreau by EmilyLibrarian November 14, 2009

Contreas 

a mung eatting bastard
conrad cotreas eats mung
Contreas by parris logan January 30, 2005

Contreas 

class Ms. Contreas couldn't be here today, she had to go screw an old guy...
Contreas by Mr.E December 15, 2003