Contrebulate

to rub ranch over your body

I love to contrebulate because it tastes and feels good.

by yeetman312 December 4, 2019

contriculate

In the broadest sense, means to be subtracted or deleted from a list, the opposite of matriculate. The most common meaning refers to the formal process of being expelled from a university or of becoming ineligible to enter by not fulfilling certain academic requirements.

Because of his lack of effort, he contriculated from college

by Hunjiman October 13, 2013

contribuate

To contribute without meaning to

Did you contribuate to killing that goat?

by Matthew Turney November 8, 2003

contrapulate

a word that fits your needs -- can mean anything you want it to.

omg! liz ate the last cookie. i'm gonna contrapulate her!

or

ooh, emily looks sexy today. i wanna contrapulate her.

by emiliz January 3, 2009

contabulated

To regroup, to organize your thoughts when your mind is spinning.

I just came home from a long day at work. The house is a mess, dirty floors, dirty dishes, how did the fly get in here? The newspaper is spread all over the rug, the dog is barking at me, the kids are yelling for dinner. Please everyone! Give me just a moment to get contabulated!

by sharw135 April 30, 2011

Contribulation

When someone is masterbating and another party(ies) is assisting by tickling the balls or rubbing the vagina you are Contribulating. (Contributing to masterbation) bauerle family 2016

I had two girls tickling my balls while I was jerking off and when I came I thanked them for their contribulation.

by Tommy Nerd December 25, 2016

Contabulated

Uberly tired. Exhausted. Completely lacking energy. Sleepy

I was pretty contabulated after that long days' hard work.

by Toodles the Turtle July 17, 2011