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Coonsman
A jobless African American that lives off the government, tends to be extremely lazy and commits periodic crimes.
Look at that coonsman slowly crossing the street with his pants falling down and drinking a Colt 45!
That coonsman sitting at the bar just left and did not pay his bill!
Some damn coonsman just knocked me down and stole my wallet!
Hey Jeff, look over there, a coonsman is robbing the bank!
Did you see the wedding party? There was a coonsman groomsman and he just stole the limo!
That coonsman sitting at the bar just left and did not pay his bill!
Some damn coonsman just knocked me down and stole my wallet!
Hey Jeff, look over there, a coonsman is robbing the bank!
Did you see the wedding party? There was a coonsman groomsman and he just stole the limo!
Coonsman by Uncle Morrie November 21, 2012
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A group of black men or women who demonstrate an uncanny ability for shuffling, shucking and jiving and generally holding the white man's cock.
coonsmanship by Chaotic1club August 17, 2018
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