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Coonsman 

A jobless African American that lives off the government, tends to be extremely lazy and commits periodic crimes.
Look at that coonsman slowly crossing the street with his pants falling down and drinking a Colt 45!

That coonsman sitting at the bar just left and did not pay his bill!

Some damn coonsman just knocked me down and stole my wallet!

Hey Jeff, look over there, a coonsman is robbing the bank!

Did you see the wedding party? There was a coonsman groomsman and he just stole the limo!
Coonsman by Uncle Morrie November 21, 2012
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coinmancy 

The ancient art of coin magic or coin manipulation.
The magician studied coinmancy so he could make coins appear and disappear at will .

coinmancer 

A magician who specializes in coin magic.
The coinmancer can do supernatural things with a simple coin.

coonsmanship 

A group of black men or women who demonstrate an uncanny ability for shuffling, shucking and jiving and generally holding the white man's cock.
His frequent disrespect of the former POTUS affirms his coonsmanship.
coonsmanship by Chaotic1club August 17, 2018

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026