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Underwear. Undies. BVD's.
My chonies have skidmarks.
chonies by Chonerman July 10, 2003

text cohones 

1. Text balls or guts. When you can slag a person over text messages but in person you're too afraid or shy to slag them.
Person1: What you're too afraid to say it to my face!?
Person2: ...
Person3: Ah leave him alone, He has text cohones
text cohones by freshpseudo January 30, 2009
Spanish slang for testicles, balls, nuts. Normally said in reference to someones bravery or "guts"
The American "tunnel rats" in Vietnam had some big cohones
Cohones by Wile E. Cotote September 27, 2003
How white people who've never had real mexican food think cojones is spelled.
Bob: Grab 'em by the cohones!
Roberto: That's cojones. And an effective move.
Cohones by bean, trivia queen March 28, 2015
Underwear. Derives from the Spanish word calzones or calzoncillos.
Did you see that bitch? Her chonies are showing.
I hate these chonies, they give me wedgies.
Chonies by SillyMia September 21, 2007

sneeze my chonies 

accidentally tinkle a little in your underwear
I laughed so hard I thought I was gonna sneeze my chonies..
sneeze my chonies by ChonieMama February 11, 2008