Cognos
"Cognos" is an Ottawa-based Business Intelligence software company that was acquired by IBM in late 2007/early 2008.
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Cognos
1. A word offered as a sort of peace offering. When someone is mistreating you, you hold up the "Star Trek" hand symbol (index and middle finger seperated from ring and pinkie finger) and say cognos, to symbolize that a certain individual is being rude.
2. Can be used as a similar sign to the sideways peace sign except you do the "Star Trek" hand symbol (index and middle finger seperated from ring and pinkie finger) but then turn it sideways and say cognos.
2. Can be used as a similar sign to the sideways peace sign except you do the "Star Trek" hand symbol (index and middle finger seperated from ring and pinkie finger) but then turn it sideways and say cognos.
1. Person A: You look really ugly today! Person B: (Cognos hand symbol) Cognos, man, cognos!
2. Person A: See ya later! Person B: (sideways Cognos hand symbol) COGNOS!
2. Person A: See ya later! Person B: (sideways Cognos hand symbol) COGNOS!
Cognos by Hanna, AKA #3 November 14, 2006
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cognos
1. A word offered as a sort of peace offering. When someone is mistreating you, you hold up the "Star Trek" hand symbol (index and middle finger seperated from ring and pinkie finger) and say cognos, to symbolize that a certain individual is being rude.
2. Can be used as a similar sign to the sideways peace sign except you do the "Star Trek" hand symbol (index and middle finger seperated from ring and pinkie finger) but then turn it sideways and say cognos.
2. Can be used as a similar sign to the sideways peace sign except you do the "Star Trek" hand symbol (index and middle finger seperated from ring and pinkie finger) but then turn it sideways and say cognos.
1. Person A: You look really ugly today! Person B: (Cognos hand symbol) Cognos, man, cognos!
2. Person A: See ya later! Person B: (sideways Cognos hand symbol) COGNOS!
2. Person A: See ya later! Person B: (sideways Cognos hand symbol) COGNOS!
cognos by Hanna, AKA #3 November 11, 2008
conosnelo
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codnose
codnose (noun):
one who chooses to play Call Of duty 4 for extended periods of time whilst choosing to ignore their friendship commitments. Generally this person prioritises playing call of duty instead of getting laid.
one who chooses to play Call Of duty 4 for extended periods of time whilst choosing to ignore their friendship commitments. Generally this person prioritises playing call of duty instead of getting laid.
cognog
A cognog is a dominant male who acts gay but is straighter than the horizon. Cognog’s are strong Andrew Tate supporters and never smoke/vape. They are usually quite smart and listen to girly pop music. Cognog’s love sports and video games with the boys
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