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codnose (noun):

one who chooses to play Call Of duty 4 for extended periods of time whilst choosing to ignore their friendship commitments. Generally this person prioritises playing call of duty instead of getting laid.
Rich: Jim your such a codnose come out and pwn those girls with me..

Jim: Nah mate, im on final prestige and i only need 5 more m16 kills till i get the ACOG scope..girls suck.
codnose by Dyble October 16, 2008
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cownose (v) - to trick the masses into witnessing unexpected visual stimuli for your general amusement
Man, that hippie probably cried when you cownosed her myspace page.
cownose by CrunkMonkey101 June 13, 2008

conosexual 

One who enjoys taking a road cone, and simulating copulation by inserting it into another road cone held by their friend between their legs (this can be at the front or back).
God, I'm sooooo coney. Thrust your orange and white throbber into my cone.
conosexual by Con May 9, 2003

Conosethesis 

Banso: Hey buddy, you have conosethesis?
Menasi: Go away! Leave me alone! please!
Conosethesis by 00jace no.2 November 2, 2013

codnoger 

when a girl loves another girl. i.e lesbian
charlotte was a codnoger.
codnoger by charlotte_loves_anal December 9, 2006
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1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
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