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Coogan Spatula 

When Steve Coogan flips waffle fries or any unprepared frozen meal or treat with his dick-hole.
Hey Steve, make sure to Coogan Spatula those waffle fries well.
Coogan Spatula by Sheepy 9 December 19, 2013
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Colgan Highschool 

Chad: "Yo you see that chick with the pink hair?"

Brad: "She definitely goes to Colgan Highschool."

billy corgan 

former front man of The Smashing Pumpkins

also

former front man of Zwan

also

wrote a poetry book called blinking with fists

and

just came out with The Future Embrace
a solo project

and is trying to get the pumpkins back togther yay!...
Boy "You know that bald, pale, whiney, screeching voiced guy?"

Man "Billy Corgan?"

Boy "yeah"

Man "what about him?"

Boy "he kicks major nutz"

Man "ah hah hah he sure does son...he sure does..."
billy corgan by Johnny Dearest August 24, 2005

Colgan High school 

Fake pregnancies, threats against a supposedly pregnant girl to push them down the stairs, troll colored hair, ultra gays, disgusting ass couples, shitty teachers, people backhanding speds, annoying theater kids, overzealous band kinds, kids calling teachers 'master', and school shooters a plenty.
Bret: "Step on my shoes again and I'll slap the shit out of you."
Tiffany: "Don't slap me I'm pregnant!"

Grey: "Yeah sure. You go to Colgan High School. Slap the shit out of her, Bret."
"Cogging" and its derivatives (cog, cogger) relate to the use(s) of the term "Pog" and their usage on the internet, namely Twitch chat. Cogging is the antithesis of pogging - it carries an overwhelmingly negative connotation with it. The Super Smash Bros. Melee scene has appropriated the terms and use them especially to describe a player's actions both in the game and in real life.

~To quickly describe "Pog/Pogging" (see Poggers also)~

To 'pog' in or out of game means to do something: hype, cool, crazy, etc. Essentially something one likes/appreciates. A person can "pog out" on somebody in-game, have a "pog" combo, or just be "pogging" in general.

~~~COGGING IS THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF THIS~~~
Someone cogging (a cogger) is doing something that is generally viewed as annoying, disruptive, idiotic, or just generally disapproved of. Someone with a purely campy playstyle in Melee would be considered a cogger both by observable definition and virtue as a person. And, it's also important to distinguish the fact that a person can POG in-game yet COG miserably IRL. If you see your gamer friends cogging, as a friend it's your job to point it out to them.
"You didn't even EARN that win you lag-switch having bitch, that was the most cog combo- Fox is fucking broken"
"Dude I'm just trying to move around the stage and warm up, stop fucking COGGING and hitting me"
"Stephen, I don't give a fuck how late we kept you up last night quit cogging and take this shot"
"Wes is actually pogging so fucking hard right now but Hbox is just cogging over at ledge and won't even approach"
Cogging by Pkmn82 March 25, 2019

billy corgan 

he wrote universal romantic touching songs like disarm. tonight tonight etc.
he's got a wonderful heart
billy corgan by ViolinoNero March 7, 2004