Coffeetaps 

When you're drinking vodka-cola from a mug behind the desk. Looks like black coffee, taps like a coffee mug on the table after each sip. But, it's vodka-cola.

I'm doing coffeetaps tonight.

Coffeetaps by HAL9000XL January 8, 2022

coffeegasm 

An orgasmic feeling brought on by consuming terrific coffee, which leaves one weak in the knees, reeling from the shock of it, and wanting so much more.

Oh, Oh dear, Kathleen, this coffee is fantastic, I may have just had a coffeegasm.

It is still under debate as to whether or not coffeegasms can be faked.

coffeegasm by James Switzer January 8, 2009

Coffeetabled 

To get hit or be bit by a coffee table

James: don't worry about Daniel, he's harmless, he was coffeetabled as a child

Coffeetabled by Yahooey12 July 7, 2019

coffeetarian 

Etymology: coffee + -arian
Function: noun
1 - A firm believer in the power of coffee.

Call me a coffeetarian, but decaf is just another word for dirty water.

coffeetarian by Mireru December 28, 2007

coffeetable 

Coffeetable describes the area of flesh between the asshole and the pussy of a girl.

She got totally horny when i massaged her coffeetable

coffeetable by Lossreissender February 4, 2010

coffeetastrophe 

this is what happens when one forgets to put the coffeepot on the burner after turning on the coffee maker. Resulting in water overflowing from the filter all over the counter. After which one runs into the kitchen and puts the coffeepot on the burner to try and save some of the coffee. Only to find half of the coffee grounds now in the coffeepot. At this point swearing is authorized!

This morning i had a coffeetastrophe

coffeetastrophe by alotta March 11, 2014