coffee mate
white substance, similar in appearance to cocaine, but used to replace milk when going on forgein ventures
coffee mate by PaulandLucy April 21, 2004
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Coffee mate
Coffee mate by Fun-ee April 24, 2022
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Coffee Mate
When you are making a man/woman a hot beverage (coffee) and realise there is no milk.
You grip your penis and pump into the beverage until you ejaculate... don't forget to stir!
You grip your penis and pump into the beverage until you ejaculate... don't forget to stir!
Coffee Mate by Daggatron January 16, 2017
409 In Your Coffeemaker
A song by Green Day. It's about how boring school is, but it's also rumoured that Billie Joe once put 409 in his teachers coffee. 409 In Your Coffeemaker can you find on the album 1039 Smoothed Out Slappy Hours
I listened to 409 In Your Coffeemaker
409 In Your Coffeemaker by Jaded409 May 30, 2006
Coffeenate
Coffeenate by Alpha_A April 24, 2014
Coffeegate
"What are you doing"
"Drinking coffee and doing homework"
"You fool. Did you all not learn from Aaron and coffeegate"
"Drinking coffee and doing homework"
"You fool. Did you all not learn from Aaron and coffeegate"
Coffeegate by Biotechnology Laboratory November 13, 2018
Coffeemate
Noun. A cutsey, nonbinary term for a significant other who is obsessed with coffee and dislikes the term date mate and is too soon for the term partner.
Coffeemate by VictorySea January 25, 2021
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Soul digger
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pod person
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The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
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