Coffee Mate

When you are making a man/woman a hot beverage (coffee) and realise there is no milk.

You grip your penis and pump into the beverage until you ejaculate... don't forget to stir!

Jack: hey Katie, we had no milk so I gave you some coffee mate instead.

by Daggatron January 16, 2017

coffee mate

white substance, similar in appearance to cocaine, but used to replace milk when going on forgein ventures

Dad: "thats coffee mate"

Customs Officer: "Im not your fucking mate"


See also peter kay

by PaulandLucy April 21, 2004

Coffee mate

An Australian saying coffee

Goodaye, want some coffee mate?

by Fun-ee April 24, 2022