Coffee Block 

That bitch move your co-worker makes to discuss work before you've had a chance to get coffee.

My boss coffee blocked me this morning looking for project files.

Coffee Block by mountain momma December 18, 2014

Coffee Cock Block 

a person that stands directly in the middle of the sugar, milk, straw and napkin dispensers so that no one else can get near them.

Coffee Cock Block-When you are trying to add milk or sugar to your coffee, or get a straw or napkin and the person at the station is strategically blocking everything and you can't get near it.

Coffee Cock Block by jbnewengland June 15, 2010

Coffee Blocked 

Rushing into an empty coffee shop for the coffee you've been craving and someone that has no idea what they want or has a ridiculous order has managed to squeeze to the counter before you.

When someone wanders into the coffee shop ahead of you, meanders towards the counter at the speed of stupid, and then holds up the line asking for freshly brewed decaf in her go-green mug.

"That bitch just Coffee Blocked me for decaf ..."

Coffee Blocked by Wazzu Otaku October 4, 2011

Coffee Black 

The FIRST person to ever throw down an alley oop dished by none other than the greatest player, owner, manager, coach, entrepreneur of all time; Mr. Jackie Moon. His revolutionary play allowed the Flint Michigan Tropics to win the first, last, and most astounding game ever played that was deemed The Flint Michigan Mega Bowl.

Coffee Black is an afro on top, converse on bottom, and pure amazing in between.

Coffee Black by Beyond the East August 9, 2013

Coffee Black 

A friendly ghost that was brought to life on September 21, 2021. Coffee Black not only shows outstanding qualities of leadership and perseverance, he is a very personable ghost, and likes to party as well. All of this being said, Coffee is a big fan of the ladies, and let's just say the ladies are a big fan of him. Whether he is getting twerked on, punched on, or being inflated, CB always keeps his poker face. Coffee is not like other ghosts, Black protects us year round. As our incorporeal friend says, "I am here for a ghoul-d time, not a long time." Thank you Coffee, we love you and will always be here for you.

Person A: "Hey guys, what's Coffee Black up to?"
The guys: "Oh, Coffee is prob just standing in the family room getting some Ass (pronounced Ayse)."
Person A: *sees Coffee* "Oh yo Coffee, what's good?"
Coffee Black: ""
Person A: Ride on brotha

Coffee Black by coffeeblack31 February 4, 2022

black coffee 

Straight coffee. Coffee without any additives like milk or sweetener.

Barista: "Did you want any milk or sugar in your coffee?"
Customer: "Nope. Just black coffee please."
Barista nods approvingly.

black coffee by barista101 July 18, 2011

Black Coffee with Milk

Said by one, in recognition of a contradictory, absurd or nonsensical statement made by another.

Example-

"I've abandoned free market principles to save the free market system." George W. Bush, (Washington, D.C., Dec. 16, 2008)

Commentator – “... and he’ll have a black coffee, with milk!”

Originated in a Sainsbury's coffee shop in Weston-Super-Mare, circa 2010, whilst observing a stupid, bald Brummie’s beverage order.

black coffee with milk

Black Coffee with Milk by Quelmo Rodriguez July 1, 2010