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CDaddy
The nickname given to CDawgVA by his fanbase as a joke. Several videos have surfaced in which the a word in a song or video has been replaced with Cdaddy
CDaddy by Kimboraffe July 23, 2016
Condaddy
Condaddy by CONDADDY 💕 October 28, 2017
Condaddy
Someone who is completely worthless in life. A condaddy is someone who fails at everything they do and can complete nothing in a single day. You skip classes and sit in a lazy boy all day saying you have done something productive that day when you really know you haven't done a damn thing. If you know a Condaddy then you realize the kid is completely worthless.
Hey man are you gonna go to class today?....No I'm gonna sit and watch tv....Damn kid you keep this up and your gonna end up being a condaddy!
Hey are you gonna quit drinking everyday and do something productive or are you gonna keep acting like a Condaddy!!
Hey are you gonna quit drinking everyday and do something productive or are you gonna keep acting like a Condaddy!!
Condaddy by thelegend9109 November 15, 2011
condaddy
someone makes grandeur plans of drunken shennanigans with all of your friends only to bail last minute; usually accompanied by many excuses of erroneous responsibilities
condaddy by loyial parnassus April 23, 2010
crodaddy
a noun describing one as dyslexic, having chronic fatigue, an unstable and hard to understand thought process, and most importantly, the ability to annoy the living shit out of EVERYONE he/she is around.
Hey Brandon, stop being such a crodaddy.
Hey guys, Alex was being such a crodaddy today by going to sleep at 9:30.
Hey guys, Alex was being such a crodaddy today by going to sleep at 9:30.
crodaddy by xela srethorc August 7, 2011
Coedaddy
Coedaddy - adj. (Co'-daddy)
1. Philosopher; enlightened one; unaffected by changing time or circumstance; steady; social circle center of of truth; Advisor. ie. meaning of life.
2. Sexual; sensual; effortless seduction; Adonnis; magnetic.
3. Contradiction; portraying dual capcity for welcome as condem, acceptance as intolerance, forgiveness as exile.
1. Philosopher; enlightened one; unaffected by changing time or circumstance; steady; social circle center of of truth; Advisor. ie. meaning of life.
2. Sexual; sensual; effortless seduction; Adonnis; magnetic.
3. Contradiction; portraying dual capcity for welcome as condem, acceptance as intolerance, forgiveness as exile.
Once upon a time I experienced supernatural, if not Utopian, love and passion in a relationship with a Coedaddy. When I failed to prove myself impervious to mistake or transgression I was as readily forgotten as I ever were ever passionately embraced. It was both the best and worst time of my life.
Coedaddy by MissThing2377992 February 4, 2010
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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