Cocoanuim

Similair to coke, But it is allowed in schools because it sounds smart.

Cocoanuim is also purified into a element, Number 69420

Mr. filbert and I snorted a HUGE load on cocoanuim this morning, He made it fresh from the oven..

Is that all they told you?

Yes officer

Cocoanuim by FrappaCHINA November 17, 2020

cocoanut

Term of derrogation used by Hispanics to refer to another Hispanic who emulates or kisses up to Anglo-Americans for purposes of social climbing. It means "brown on the outside, white on the inside."

We thought Bustamante would be the first Hispanic Governor of California since it was part of Mexico, but after he lost the lection everyone said he was just another cocoanut.

cocoanut by Joel Parker November 22, 2003

Cocoanut

A person of Indian descent who acts white.

Look at that cocoanut hanging out with those white girls at the Gap.

Cocoanut by M O Thomas October 20, 2008

cocoanut head 

a cocoa nut headed person. aka a retard, or may be used to refer to somebody being a fuckassed tard face.

stacy is a cocoanut head.

cocoanut head by santaklaas December 13, 2008

cocoanut

A person who is obsessed wif hot chocolate.

Jed is such a cocoanut that he actually looks forward to an extra-chilly winter, since colder weather prompts more people to offer visitors a steaming cup of da sweet brown "muddy stuff".

cocoanut by QuacksO September 30, 2018

Cocoanut moment 

When someone unironically says some really stupid shit and its funny as fuck

or
when someone has a brain boom and our meer ape brains could never hope to understand their logic

hey man, what do you think Nutella is made of?

bro probably cocoa nuts.

this is a cocoanut moment because person 2 said something so dumb without thinking and it ended up being really funny

Cocoanut moment by KZMI November 8, 2020