Cockxpert

An expert in the male genitals also known as Cock.

jimmy is a cockxpert.

by shneedlevixen November 13, 2011

cockpet

it's a fart from the penis

Shittt!!!! i made a cockpet !!!!

by Adrien Coriandre June 21, 2009

cocksperience

The amount and variety of sexual experiences that any given man's cock (treated as a separate entity) should be entitled to, which may be hampered by it's 'owners' lack of sexual prowess, confidence, or unusually high standards.

"I don't care if he doesn't find her extremely attractive... he should date her as he needs more cocksperience!"
"I'm nearly 40, and still a virgin... I need to ramp up my cocksperience!"

by Lee of Tosh January 28, 2014

cockpet

a cockpet is produced when extra air is pushed from the penis. it's a quief for men.

Sorry... I just made a cockpet...

by coucoubloublou August 17, 2009

cockspect

Extreme mutual respect from one brother (male) to another.

Can also mean that a female shows respect to the size, or niceness of your cock.

Jooky - "Hey, Charles. Today I beat the fuck out of this retarded Neo-Nazi."
Charles - "Bro, Cockspect."

by armbar August 2, 2008

cockspartan

Someone who has been conditioned by centuries of cocksucking ancestry to suck cock. At a young age, cockspartans are sent on a cock spirit quest in which they must wrestle a wolves cock.

Dudeffer: Look at that guy over there.
Broseph: Dude, don't stare, I think he might be a cockspartan.
Dudeffer: Pfft wtf is a cockspartan? that's just madness.
Cockspartan: madness? hah this isn't madness.. THIS IS COCKSPARTA!

by Chris-R August 10, 2010

cockspert

A cock expert - someone who is an expert on all sexual matters relating to the penis or cock

the way you handle my "thing" you must be some sort of Cockspert

by MTC an VWP May 22, 2008