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Cockteasian 

A fairly common race of girl who will invite you back to their place after a party, and despite what it may seem, have no intentions of fondling your cock.
The cockteasian cleverly outwitted the drunken boy, and left him sore and disappointed in the morning.
Cockteasian by shaunn926 June 29, 2009

contrarian 

Someone who automatically tends to take the opposite point of view from the person to whom they're speaking, or to disagree with society at large out of a sort of knee-jerk reflex.
Friend: I've got some ice cream, you want vanilla or chocolate?
Contrarian: Um, do you have strawberry?
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Friend: I love indie rock, you heard of these guys?
Contrarian: Yeah, but they're not really that indie, though.
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Friend: I guess you're too contrary to vote Democrat or Republican, right? So, what, Libertarian? Green Party? ...Socialist Party?
Contrarian: Of course not, I don't think that any formal political party is a suitable representation of an individual's views.
Friend: *sigh*
contrarian by Iritscen December 25, 2010

contrarian 

Someone who likes to be the opposite of the majority or have the opposite opinion of the majority. Someone can be a contrarian because they don't like people, like to be different, thinks that the minority is better or just like getting on people nerves.
Person 1 - GO AWAY TEAM
Person 2 - Why is she cheering for the away team? She doesn't even like the team.
Person 3 - She is a contrarian
contrarian by zman4593 July 22, 2016

cocktrain 

To engage in the act of being a train while acting like a cock. If a cocktrain derails, it is to puke violently due to excessive drinking. Usually of caesar.
Wow, cocktrain sure derailed last night.
cocktrain by -es March 3, 2007

Contrarian query 

A brainstorming method where a team tries to identify the "worst possible" idea. That idea is then inverted to spur new, creative ideas.
Our next logo design should start with a contrarian query to get everyone thinking creatively.
Contrarian query by GoodThunder January 25, 2016

Cockatarian 

Non-pussy eating person;

Eating only cock
Tim was not going to enjoy the date with Tina for he is cockatarian and doesn't eat pussy, only cock
Cockatarian by Randall k September 9, 2018