Cockasians

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n. A group of people, predominantly Caucasians, with cocks up their asses. These people take it upon themselves to sanitize everything to make it appropriate for public consumption. Ironically, these people turned out to be the most ignorant bigoted racists you will ever encounter.

Thank the Cockasians for diversity training, censorship, and all other forms of pretentious bullshit found in American society today.

Cockasians by Verges March 24, 2004

aggrivated cockasians

A band formed from Argenta, IL that is undeniably the greatest band of all time.

The Beatles and Stones may be great, but they're no Aggrivated Cockasians

aggrivated cockasians by Swollmeier November 13, 2016

Cocoasian

A rare, but beautiful race. It must stem from an asian woman, and a black man with a beautiful afro - i.e. cocoa (black) + asian (asian) = cocoasian.

IT MUST NOT BE CONFUSED WITH CAUCASIAN - this race is inferior to cocoasians.

Did you see that Cocoasian baby - IT HAD SUCH BEAUTIFUL HAIR

Man I wish I was Cocoasian instead of caucasian =/

I guess he didn't mix cocoa puffs with milk =[

Cocoasian by zyx123cba November 1, 2011

Cocksmanship

The degree of which you've mastered pleasing others with your cock.

Mike never failed to please his girl because he was skilled in cocksmanship

Cocksmanship by Evillé July 20, 2016

cocksmanship

A way of describing the ability of a man to pick up a woman for sex or his skills in making her reach orgasm.

1. When Darrin talks to a girl all night at the bar and doesn't get her to go home with him, it is very bad cocksmanship.

2. Taking a girl home from the bar and not being able to lay her because you have whiskey dick is bad cocksmanship.

cocksmanship by Diamond Drew May 3, 2004

cuckasian

A white man who routinely films his wife having sex with black men and does not get any himself.

(Not to be confused with a "cuck asian")

Did you hear about Jim? His wife fucked about thirty black guys at once. Yeah man, he's such a cuckasian.

cuckasian by Papa Dwarf August 26, 2016

Cockasian

A white guy who likes to screw asian girls. Think of cock as a verb ... he 'cocks' asians.

He is such a cockasian.

Cockasian by Vachon Man November 13, 2005

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026