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Cockasians

n. A group of people, predominantly Caucasians, with cocks up their asses. These people take it upon themselves to sanitize everything to make it appropriate for public consumption. Ironically, these people turned out to be the most ignorant bigoted racists you will ever encounter.
Thank the Cockasians for diversity training, censorship, and all other forms of pretentious bullshit found in American society today.
Cockasians by Verges March 24, 2004

aggrivated cockasians 

A band formed from Argenta, IL that is undeniably the greatest band of all time.
The Beatles and Stones may be great, but they're no Aggrivated Cockasians
aggrivated cockasians by Swollmeier November 13, 2016

Cocoasian 

A rare, but beautiful race. It must stem from an asian woman, and a black man with a beautiful afro - i.e. cocoa (black) + asian (asian) = cocoasian.

IT MUST NOT BE CONFUSED WITH CAUCASIAN - this race is inferior to cocoasians.
Did you see that Cocoasian baby - IT HAD SUCH BEAUTIFUL HAIR

Man I wish I was Cocoasian instead of caucasian =/

I guess he didn't mix cocoa puffs with milk =
Cocoasian by zyx123cba November 1, 2011

Cocksmanship 

The degree of which you've mastered pleasing others with your cock.
Mike never failed to please his girl because he was skilled in cocksmanship
Cocksmanship by Evillé July 20, 2016

cocksmanship 

A way of describing the ability of a man to pick up a woman for sex or his skills in making her reach orgasm.
1. When Darrin talks to a girl all night at the bar and doesn't get her to go home with him, it is very bad cocksmanship.

2. Taking a girl home from the bar and not being able to lay her because you have whiskey dick is bad cocksmanship.
A white man who routinely films his wife having sex with black men and does not get any himself.

(Not to be confused with a "cuck asian")
Did you hear about Jim? His wife fucked about thirty black guys at once. Yeah man, he's such a cuckasian.
cuckasian by Papa Dwarf August 26, 2016

Cockasian 

A white guy who likes to screw asian girls. Think of cock as a verb ... he 'cocks' asians.
He is such a cockasian.
Cockasian by Vachon Man November 13, 2005