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cocksplinter 

A cocksplinter is someone who is super fucking annoying. So annoying that it is as bad as having a splinter in your cock.
Johnny: My neighbor is such an asshole. He's putting his Christmas lights up and it's not even Halloween yet.

Dave: Yeah, he's a real fucking cocksplinter!
cocksplinter by geederd November 28, 2020

rockspring mcdonalds 

Where cool kids (read: losers with no lives) hang out every day. And by "every day", I mean they get off the bus and go straight to McDonalds and proceed to stay there for hours at a time. Said "cool kids" are unable to get a job at McDonalds, because they're idiots. They also occasionally get boyfriends there. There is the occasional lesbian there at work, and a herd of glaring old people. Note: Do not talk to the lady that cleans the tables!
Girl 1: Hey, do you want to go the Rockspring McDonalds to pick up guys?
Girl 2: That's where I got my last five boyfriends! Sure!

curly clocksprings 

Slang term for pubic hairs
I pulled down her panties to reveal her curly clocksprings
curly clocksprings by Benedict Betts December 21, 2006

cockprint 

As in IMprint--the outline of a guy's cock visible through his pants, shorts, or underwear; often more defined when wearing tight jeans or briefs, e.g.

The male answer to cameltoe.
Brent has pretty small hands; however, his cockprint is rather impressive.
cockprint by LittleGiant Longhorn October 11, 2007

carbon cockprint 

The amount of CO2 and greenhouse gases released by a man in search of sexual gratification
"You're going all the way to Manchester to shag that bird? Your carbon cockprint will be massive!"
carbon cockprint by zfunk March 30, 2008
Word of the Day on April 22, 2011

cockring 

The ring one slides onto the penis so that it sits at the base of the penis against the body, keeping the penis erect after ejaculation. (for the woman's extended pleasure.) (or mans.)
"Does this cockring make me look fat?"
cockring by ExtraGoodChi December 9, 2002
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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