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Cockspew 

A fountain of ignorant and unfounded claims, made by those whose opinions should be utterly void.
That bullshit about Obama's birth certificate was a sack of cockspew.
Cockspew by Joclemen June 30, 2013
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Cockspew 

The sound effect Darth Vader makes when he's breathing.
Darth Vader: "*Cooooccckkk...Spppeeewww* You will know the power, of the Dark Side!"
Rebel guard: "What's a... cockspew?"
Cockspew by Kotario December 16, 2016

cocksperience 

The amount and variety of sexual experiences that any given man's cock (treated as a separate entity) should be entitled to, which may be hampered by it's 'owners' lack of sexual prowess, confidence, or unusually high standards.
"I don't care if he doesn't find her extremely attractive... he should date her as he needs more cocksperience!"
"I'm nearly 40, and still a virgin... I need to ramp up my cocksperience!"
cocksperience by Lee of Tosh January 28, 2014

cockspect 

Extreme mutual respect from one brother (male) to another.

Can also mean that a female shows respect to the size, or niceness of your cock.
Jooky - "Hey, Charles. Today I beat the fuck out of this retarded Neo-Nazi."
Charles - "Bro, Cockspect."
cockspect by armbar August 2, 2008

cockspert 

A cock expert - someone who is an expert on all sexual matters relating to the penis or cock
the way you handle my "thing" you must be some sort of Cockspert
cockspert by MTC an VWP May 22, 2008

cockspeak 

def. A humorous muffled dialect of a given language; rendered almost unintelligible by the fact that the one speaking (usually female) has a cock in their mouth.

Cockspeak should not be confused with "Dentistic," which is a similar sounding dialect, but is instead caused by the presence of dental instruments, novacaine injections, and a saliva vacuum.
Cockspeak in Action:

Man: "Uuhh.. god.. yeah.."

Woman: "Reeoo liyck nat?"

Man: "Damn.. that's so good..."

Woman: "Wyah, rye noose ty nung an nick ith tall naroun..."
cockspeak by nutman March 10, 2006

Cockstew 

Cockstew, which was established around November 2018 is simply a mesmerising blend consisting Urine, Smegma, Indomie Seasoning and J rice (jollof). Cockstew can be communicated by doing a C motion with your hand, not to be confused with C17.
Leke - since your not tryna back bance, buck me cockstew.
Ryan- say no more, unzip my ting.
Cockstew by @Karemba27 May 19, 2019
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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Is that cake?

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“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
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