cockjobbery
Noun: the act of saying something extremely silly. Taken from the term cock job.
Also can be said as knobjockery.
Also can be said as knobjockery.
cockjobbery by Nickhasl55 May 20, 2008
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Cockjobber
The name for a guy with a small penis that you bring to a MMF threesome in order to make your package look larger.
Cockjobber by Faulken April 24, 2011
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Cockrobber
That cockrobber! I hope my insurance will pay for my new penis.
The cockrobber stole the man's penis while he was watching "Friends."
God! Pete is whipped! His girlfriend is a real cockrobber...figuratively!
The cockrobber stole the man's penis while he was watching "Friends."
God! Pete is whipped! His girlfriend is a real cockrobber...figuratively!
Cockrobber by The Charles October 28, 2003
cockjockery
Cockjockery is the basic behavior engaged in by people who are termed "cockjockeys." These cockjockeys are similar to their distant cousins, horse jockeys, but while jockeying horses is a strenuous sport and a demanding career, jockeying cocks is mainly an unnecessary exercise in personal degradation and worthless intercourse. It's similar to asshattery and is often confused with it, but there are certain earmarks which distinguish the two, the most common being the desire to loopback the offender in the case of cockjockery, as opposed to the desire to administer a lensmanning/goatseing in the case of asshattery.
Please keep in mind that this is almost never used interchangeably with buttsechs, which can be a physical expression of two people's deep and abiding love for one another.
Please keep in mind that this is almost never used interchangeably with buttsechs, which can be a physical expression of two people's deep and abiding love for one another.
cockjockery by bone July 20, 2004
Cockrobber
n. Medium insult, used to imply that the target tends to break into mortuaries and biology labs in order to steal severed penises to pleasure themselves with.
Go fuck yourself, cockrobber.
Cockrobber by I'mNotATerroristButIPlayOneOnTV! August 2, 2003
Cockwobberler
Cockwobberler by Uselessindividualontiktok March 29, 2020
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