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Cockjobber 

The name for a guy with a small penis that you bring to a MMF threesome in order to make your package look larger.
Last night with Dave and Sarah was awesome! That cockjobber made my 6" look huge!
Cockjobber by Faulken April 24, 2011

Cockrobber 

That cockrobber! I hope my insurance will pay for my new penis.

The cockrobber stole the man's penis while he was watching "Friends."

God! Pete is whipped! His girlfriend is a real cockrobber...figuratively!
Cockrobber by The Charles October 28, 2003

cockjockery 

Cockjockery is the basic behavior engaged in by people who are termed "cockjockeys." These cockjockeys are similar to their distant cousins, horse jockeys, but while jockeying horses is a strenuous sport and a demanding career, jockeying cocks is mainly an unnecessary exercise in personal degradation and worthless intercourse. It's similar to asshattery and is often confused with it, but there are certain earmarks which distinguish the two, the most common being the desire to loopback the offender in the case of cockjockery, as opposed to the desire to administer a lensmanning/goatseing in the case of asshattery.

Please keep in mind that this is almost never used interchangeably with buttsechs, which can be a physical expression of two people's deep and abiding love for one another.
The cockjockery routinely indulged in by that prissy little bitch is beyond belief.
cockjockery by bone July 20, 2004

cockbobber 

Someone who loves to gives loads of blowjobs !
She's my cockbobber !
cockbobber by flammablepiss October 11, 2007

Cockrobber 

n. Medium insult, used to imply that the target tends to break into mortuaries and biology labs in order to steal severed penises to pleasure themselves with.
Go fuck yourself, cockrobber.

Cockwobberler 

A person who takes WAY more cock then they should
Oi, you are a cockwobberler