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cocktologist 

A chick that loves dicks, talks about them openly around all her friends. loves all shapes and sizes. Has done her home work.
The last girl I dated was quite the cocktologist.
cocktologist by Jackjack77 August 20, 2009

Cocknologist 

Someone who inspects and cleans male genitals.
I'm going to see the cocknologist.
Cocknologist by Bobby Danson October 21, 2008

Cockologist 

A guy or girl (straight or gay) who studies dicks. Or

(B) a person whos gotten laid so often, he knows his stuff.
The upshot and the use is ..... they can tell you by sight if you have a possible std. This guy can tell you if its just rug burn or vd. If its an allergy or something more.
The Cockologist, a musican on campus gives a look and says " dont worry its just rug burn"

Cocktologist 

A woman with a great knowledge of handling the cock monster. With precision speed and control she has the power to release the evil huevo juice hidden within the hairy nutsack. Cocktologists have a nack to satisfy your mushroom tip in near seconds.
This bitch sucked me off last night, i think she's a cocktologist from the school of hard cocks.
Cocktologist by ICKYTRAX October 24, 2008

Cocktologist 

A professional who specialises in making cocktails.
'My best friend is a cocktologist, she is good at mixing cocktails'

(Nothing to do with handling cock at all!)
Cocktologist by keen-as-a-bean! July 13, 2011

cockologist 

One who studies and/or sucks on a cock,(but to get a better uderstanding of a cockologist read my defenition that follows)a skilled dick sucking bitch thats often found in the corners of main streets.
Cockologist is the fastest growing job in america.
The cockologist knows all about cock.
cockologist by notoytolerance December 31, 2005
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