Coronologist 

Coronologist: psychologists who only treat Covidcrazy patients through telemedicine.

I have an appointment with my Coronologist at 3pm they really help me, but I'm having a hard time understanding the telemedicine part.

I was feeling suicidal so I called my Coronologist, now I feel a little better.

Coronologist by ghostdog72 March 29, 2020

Cocknologist 

Someone who inspects and cleans male genitals.

I'm going to see the cocknologist.

Cocknologist by Bobby Danson October 21, 2008

Sun Coconologist 

A type of scientist that devotes his life to the study of sun coconology, which is the study of a coconut appearing after a star has gone supernova.

Notable proponents of this theory include
Dr Jaspal G Forest

Dr Alan B Sides

Dr Forest in a heated discussion regarding the expansion rate of a star going supernova argued -

"Scientists are stupid! If I said that a coconut could come out of the sun, they would believe it!"

Thus the research of Sun Coconologist was theorised.

Sun Coconologist by Dr Richard Saul June 20, 2009