cockgockery 

Cockgockery is when someone puts a needle your penis hole and spreads it open with a tweezer and starts inhaling on your cock so hard that your testicles come out of the penis hole

Damn bro! I totally got cockgockered last night

Cockgockery - Cockgockery is when someone puts a needle your penis hole and spreads it open with a tweezer and starts inhaling on your cock so hard that your testicles come out of the penis hole

cockgockery by i like cock in my ass January 22, 2021

cockblockery

The art and practice of cockblocking, generally in reference to intentional, rather than inadvertent, acts of cockblocking. However, this term can also be used to describe the tendencies of a person who possesses a certain oblivious demeanor that lends well to unintentional, albeit frequent, cockblocking activity.

This has to be at least the tenth time Stu has destroyed my chances. That guy's penchant for cockblockery knows no bounds.

cockblockery by UncleShylock July 25, 2006

Cockjockey 

Person of usually male gender that enjoys riding a cock. The Cockjockey is more often than not very promiscuous.

In the past week He's ridden the cock of at least ten guys I don't even know the name of. Could he be more of a Cockjockey?

Cockjockey by Ironcastle December 9, 2008

cockrocker 3000 

Harry Potter's first "broom"

Goyle, "Did you hear? Harry just got a Cockrocker 3000!"

Draco, "I've had one for ages. They really do make all the difference."

cockrocker 3000 by AlyxAnderson October 29, 2007

Cocksuckery

1. The art of being a cocksucker.

2. The act of belittling someone for one's own amusement.

3. Pertaining to acts of pretentious bullshit.

There's no denying that fact that you're an asshole, but your futile attempt of cocksuckery does not phase me (2).

I really enjoyed that play, but there was a little too much cocksuckery going on for my taste (3).

Cocksuckery by BigJ246 November 12, 2009

cocknockery 

Annoying acts perpetrated by cocknockers. Usually, but not always, accompanied by asshattery.

I'm getting tired of your cocknockery. IT ENDS!

cocknockery by Crusher March 31, 2005

Cocknocker 

Derives from the Silent Bob character and popularised by the rusty joystick forums troll called neomonk. Has a growing popularity to mean someone who trolls forums for the purpose of upsetting and annoying people. Also prone to pseudo intellectual comments and a self obsession with own opinions

Neomonk stop behaving like such a cocknocker - its not big, its not hard (rather like your genitals really)

Cocknocker by steven hamilton-healey February 18, 2005