Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
Related Words
Cock It • cock tease • Cock Teaser • cock talk • cock-throat • cock trap • cock tits • COCK TACO • cock taker • cock talker
the bosses cock isn't going to suck itself
In large corporations it is imperative to understand that the bosses cock isn't going to suck itself if your goal is to move up the ladder.
the bosses cock isn't going to suck itself by milfhunter37 March 31, 2003
don't cock out
The synonym is "don't cock up" but this version is much cooler. Can be also used to express your dissatisfacition or anger.
don't cock out by adżej May 7, 2015
Don’t suck cock
Don’t suck cock by de-pube January 26, 2023
if it's a chicken it ain't my cock
Person 1: Clean the kitchen
Person 2: if it's a chicken it ain't my cock
2
Person 1: man you da nigga
Person 2: thanks man but it if its a chicken it ain't my cock
Person 2: if it's a chicken it ain't my cock
2
Person 1: man you da nigga
Person 2: thanks man but it if its a chicken it ain't my cock
if it's a chicken it ain't my cock by lp2323 July 19, 2014
(T.C.B) Tactical cock-block
basically its a planned cockblock and requires the utmost creativity and epicness to pull one off. but instead of ruining the mood you just completely make it impossible.
ok ok so jimmy finally got that chick down to the apartment. so right b4 they start makin out, lets axe bomb and shaving cream bomb the room theyre in.
they do it.
she runs of screaming.
guys yell"oh yeah no chica for him tonight."
and since i have to include the whole word in here (T.C.B) tactical cock-block
they do it.
she runs of screaming.
guys yell"oh yeah no chica for him tonight."
and since i have to include the whole word in here (T.C.B) tactical cock-block
(T.C.B) Tactical cock-block by tcb master September 20, 2011
More from Urban Dictionary
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Ajumma
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026