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Cockfull 

A unit of measurement used to describe how much peanut butter is used; roughly a spoonful but enough to cover the average sized cock.
Sam enjoys cockfulls of peanut butter.

Sam's Mother asked Sam how many cockfulls of peanut butter she would like with her cherry jelly sandwhichs.

Mr. L told the story of how a cockfull of peanut butter was licked of his entire body.
Cockfull by Cikster43 December 15, 2011
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bulging, pulsing and bordering on explosiveness. To be cockful is like being the cock of the wall or so full of confidence that you're preorgasmic all the time.
That was a cockful throw down field for a touchdown!!!
cockful by IX Mendoza February 2, 2010

cuckfuel 

The idea of imagining your partner/crush with someone else in bed, and using the idea to spark an internal motivational rage.

The technique grants infinite rage to the user, allowing them to be filled by their self-made spite and hatred enough to be able to perform amazing feats, acting as a "fuel" caused by "cuck" thoughts (thus the name). As one of the hidden arts of the goon, the technique is most prevalent in gooners of the highest caliber -- one can usually spot a cuckfueled individual as a young male maxing out the machines at the gym.

Likewise, gooners of lower calibers are unable to comprehend the technique, calling it instead a "step closer to becoming a cuck".

Some say that the self-humiliation the technique brings is the main reason for the its effectiveness: by having an individual imagine their beloved/crush with someone bigger than themselves, their self-humiliation erupts into a demandful rage of one wish: "to be bigger and stronger than this hypothetical figure in their head", thus causing them to lift and exercise more.
"Cuckfuel actually works tho, transformed me into a beast in 3 months when I was thinking about her."
cuckfuel by whatspopping December 28, 2023
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
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To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026