by Ryan Mcmahon April 6, 2007
Get the Cockflexer mug.1.) A human with the ability to be insulting without being aware of just how insulting they really are. An oblivious asshole.
2.) Also a great way to slip the word cock into regular everyday conversation.
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1.) Todd just drove over your hostas while parking, what a cockflower.
2.) I've been a busy bee this weekend! I mowed the lawn, did every bit of laundry, polished my cockflower, and managed to balance the checkbook!
2.) I've been a busy bee this weekend! I mowed the lawn, did every bit of laundry, polished my cockflower, and managed to balance the checkbook!
by havingtwinsnow May 19, 2010
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Anthony: Hey brad, what did you read in Mr. Smith's class today!
Brad: Mr. Smith pulled out one of his child hood favourites, Cockleberry Finn.
All the pages were stuck together though...
Brad: Mr. Smith pulled out one of his child hood favourites, Cockleberry Finn.
All the pages were stuck together though...
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Shabombu Rimjob Honeycomb Heaton, was taking it up the gary and then she decided she wanted a rootin' tootin' jamican chocolate raspberry but then at the last minute she had a choft and decided to go with the cockleberries and a nice warm toblerone.
by Shabombu Rimjob Honeycomb Heaton April 5, 2005
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Male 2: I wouldn’t know, I was Cockfleeced as a baby…… I fucking hate my parents!
Male 2: I wouldn’t know, I was Cockfleeced as a baby…… I fucking hate my parents!
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