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cockflower 

1.) A human with the ability to be insulting without being aware of just how insulting they really are. An oblivious asshole.

2.) Also a great way to slip the word cock into regular everyday conversation.
1.) Todd just drove over your hostas while parking, what a cockflower.

2.) I've been a busy bee this weekend! I mowed the lawn, did every bit of laundry, polished my cockflower, and managed to balance the checkbook!
cockflower by havingtwinsnow May 19, 2010

Cockleberry Finn 

The pornographic rendition of best selling novel "Huckleberry Finn"
Anthony: Hey brad, what did you read in Mr. Smith's class today!

Brad: Mr. Smith pulled out one of his child hood favourites, Cockleberry Finn.
All the pages were stuck together though...

cockfleet 

Upgraded version of cockboat
Ok motherfucker, the cockfleet is coming to port in your ass.
cockfleet by madgrad January 24, 2003

cockleberries 

Wadded up balls of crusty poo, that accumulates on your wrinkly nut sac hair, cause you're always shoving your nuts up your pet's butt.
Shabombu Rimjob Honeycomb Heaton, was taking it up the gary and then she decided she wanted a rootin' tootin' jamican chocolate raspberry but then at the last minute she had a choft and decided to go with the cockleberries and a nice warm toblerone.

cockfeeder 

Someone who wasn't breastfed by his mother. He was cockfed by his father.
Cockfeeder: You can't sit at the head of the table. That place is reserved for my dad.
cockfeeder by Stoole July 29, 2017

Cockfleeced 

A circumcised male who didn’t agree to the procedure and feels cheated as a result
Male1: You can’t beat the feeling as your foreskin rubs over your bellend when you’re knocking one out!
Male 2: I wouldn’t know, I was Cockfleeced as a baby…… I fucking hate my parents!
Cockfleeced by Blinkybrooks January 19, 2022
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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