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CockCoon 

I was with a guy last night and tried to get him to cum out of his CockCoon.
CockCoon by Snipedog22 May 5, 2017

cockcoon 

When a man falls asleep with his dick in his partner immediately following sex.
person 1: "Ugh, Dave fell asleep right after we fucked."
person 2: "Oh ya?"
person 1: "Ya, and he was still inside me. He turned me into a total cockcoon."
cockcoon by toolittlechocolate January 25, 2015

Cockcoon 

Where fat peoples dicks are held in unless summoned
Girl #1: the guy I fucked last night had a Cockcoon
Girl #2: wot?

Girl #1: he was fat... and his dick had to come out of metamorphosis
Cockcoon by The biggest loser April 18, 2018

orange cockcoon 

when you stretch your balls over the end of your dick, then shine a flashlight through the skin and illuminate your cock
Alsto amazed all with his awesome orange cockcoon...
orange cockcoon by iwascruel August 3, 2007

cocktoonist 

A person that draws cocks everywhere.
After I cleaned off my white board, a mysterious cocktoonist drew a bag of dicks on it for the office's viewing pleasure.
cocktoonist by tenesmus June 1, 2018

Poon Coccoon 

A condom. Used to protect your penis from stanky poontang, as well as prevent pregnancy.
I had to buy a pack of Poon Coccoons before I got tangled up in Jenny's meat curtains.
Poon Coccoon by PoonHandler182 December 24, 2010
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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