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CockCoon 

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I was with a guy last night and tried to get him to cum out of his CockCoon.
CockCoon by Snipedog22 May 5, 2017

cockcoon 

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When a man falls asleep with his dick in his partner immediately following sex.
person 1: "Ugh, Dave fell asleep right after we fucked."
person 2: "Oh ya?"
person 1: "Ya, and he was still inside me. He turned me into a total cockcoon."
cockcoon by toolittlechocolate January 25, 2015

Cockcoon 

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Where fat peoples dicks are held in unless summoned
Girl #1: the guy I fucked last night had a Cockcoon
Girl #2: wot?

Girl #1: he was fat... and his dick had to come out of metamorphosis
Cockcoon by The biggest loser April 18, 2018

orange cockcoon 

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when you stretch your balls over the end of your dick, then shine a flashlight through the skin and illuminate your cock
Alsto amazed all with his awesome orange cockcoon...
orange cockcoon by iwascruel August 3, 2007

cocktoonist 

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A person that draws cocks everywhere.
After I cleaned off my white board, a mysterious cocktoonist drew a bag of dicks on it for the office's viewing pleasure.
cocktoonist by tenesmus June 1, 2018

Poon Coccoon 

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A condom. Used to protect your penis from stanky poontang, as well as prevent pregnancy.
I had to buy a pack of Poon Coccoons before I got tangled up in Jenny's meat curtains.
Poon Coccoon by PoonHandler182 December 24, 2010
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