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Cock-Face 

- Contraction of Cockney Face
• A performer of non-cockney background adopting the type of speech commonly spoken in the East End of London, UK
Karl Urban wore full Cock-Face on 'The Boys'
Cock-Face by Radiomac September 13, 2020
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Cock-Face 

- Contraction of Cockney-Face
• A performer of non-cockney background adopting the type of speech commonly spoken in the East End of London, UK
Karl Urban wore full Cock-Face on 'The Boys'
Cock-Face by Radiomac February 7, 2021
Somebody who is acting like a complete shithead.
John kicked a puppy; hence, he is a cock face.
cock face by Sean Scogs February 13, 2004
a person being an idiot, jerk, cock, asshole, or being plain stupid.

shortened term - also see being a cock.
"fuck dude your being such a cock face right now"

"dont be such a cock face!"
cock face by raaafael September 17, 2007
when you take a pair of sunglasses and set them on your penis while you are naked. Thus making a face with your penis as the nose, ballsack as the chin, the pubes as the hair, and the sunglasses as the eyes. The hair style of the face can vary depending on the length of your pubic hairs. It looks very funny.
"hey look my cock face has a beard!"
cock face by Tyler C. November 15, 2007
One who has a cock for a face
He has an ugly cock face
Term normally used as an adjective describing someone with a male penis, or cock, on their face, usualy used in terms with being to serious and a cock actualy growing on their face.
Girl #1: "Eww why does Imran have a cock on his face?"
Girl #2: "Cause he's a cock face, and a pussyless faggot!"
Cock Face by Imran Bob Carr December 28, 2005
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

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3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
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Me: Woah! TLDU!
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