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1. - noun: A wig that one wears in the pubic region if you:

a) haven't grown pubes yet
b) shaved/burnt/waxed them off accidentally

It is considered a poor replacement for actual pubes.

2. noun - A complete dickface
Oh my god, your pubes got burnt off in that house fire? Dude, get yourself a cock wig, I heard they are made from real pubes these days.

I'm nineteen and I still don't have pubes, maybe I should buy a cock wig, I'll look well cool!!

Mono is a complete cock wig.
Cock wig by berk13 May 27, 2009
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Cock wiggle 

When a nude male shakes his hips to make his erect penis swing back and forth and slap against his body; often performed by male strippers to provoke women's squeals during bachelorette parties.
Girl # 1: "That cock wiggle he does is impressive!"
Girl # 2: "Shit, he can slap that cock in my face anytime!"
Girl # 3: "Wooohoooooo!!!"
Cock wiggle by A Man called Horse August 20, 2014

cock wiggler 

A female that constantly has a males penis in her hand an plays with it like some type toy
Efren:hey what were you up too last night jay.

jay:nothin just went to a party and i meet a cock wiggler her name is diamond.
cock wiggler by efren ramos October 7, 2007

Wigger cock

A White male that used their White cocks to molest, sexually abuse, and rape people. Also, sleep with someone’s Mom, girlfriend, or wife.
Kevin: I’m going to rape that boy.
Tommy: You got a wigger cock, you know that White boy?
Wigger cock by LinkxPeach June 18, 2022

Wigger cock

A White man with a small, or big White cock. Normally, used to sexually abuse, and rape people.
Those wiggers used their wigger cocks to sexually abuse, and rape Black people during slavery, and after slavery.
Wigger cock by DemonPeachxBlade January 21, 2025

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022