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Cock Rubber D by Tyler Homan June 29, 2009

Cock Rubber

a woman whore like woman who instead of being an actual whore gives out only handjobs but gives them more willy nilly than a whore would sex

guy 1: "man that slut gave me a handjob within the first fifteen minutes

guy 2: "Ohh she's gotta be a cock rubber

Cock Rubber by the origional harrison October 17, 2008

cock rubbing

Noun.

1) The act of petting or caressing one's pet rooster. Typically, this is done ritualistically in the morning as thanks to the rooster for performing his crowing duties, though any time during the day is acceptable.

Timothy gets up early to do his cock rubbing before heading out to complete his chores.

cock rubbing by LOGIBEAR2007 June 14, 2016

Cock Rubber

A whore like woman who instead of fucking multiple men, she prefers to give them hand jobs, and is so experienced that the men don't mind getting a hand job instead of pussy.

guy 1: Yo dude did u get with that hick from the bar last night.

guy 2: Yea man but she just gave me hand job.

guy 1: Man that sucks.

guy 2: No i didn't mind she was a total Cock Rubber

Cock Rubber by the original Harrison October 20, 2008

cock rubbish

describes object or event which does not meet standards expected and therefore must have male origins

I think that is cock rubbish (describing running out of beer after the shops have shut)

He is being cock rubbish (describing someone failing to achieve a task)

cock rubbish by chilli the ginger beast February 6, 2010

Cock Rubbery

To Rub your manhood against a ladies genitalia, to excite stimulate and part the waves.

Kevin was getting nowhere with Karen so decided to try Cock Rubbery

So drove his car up and down the drive to open the garage.

Cock Rubbery by Micheal Masked Avenger February 28, 2022

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026