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jungle cock 

a very hairy cock
stop flossing my teeth, shave your jungle cock
jungle cock by Anonymous November 6, 2003

Jungle Cock 

Pretty much when your dick smells like rotten cabbage dipped in microwaved buttermilk ranch because you've been been doin shit all day and you've got one too many folds in your ballsack. The aroma from your gross dick mixes with the smell of your swamp ass to kinda smell exactly like an old shinguard or when you fuck some dirty slut and don't wash your hog until after work the next day.
"As soon as I unzipped my pants to piss, my fuckin eyes started watering. I'm talkin a serious case of jungle cock. That shit smelled feral."
Jungle Cock by ricflair May 10, 2015

jungle cock 

reference to a monkey penis or an extreamly large african's dong
jungle cock by pjmac January 16, 2005

jungle cock 

A very large cock
jungle cock by Bob June 12, 2003

cock-juggler

A girl that travels from dick to dick and male to male.
Wow, she's such a cock-juggler, dude. We fucked last week, now she's stuck on Jimmy.
cock-juggler by NotebookLives April 19, 2011

Shit Faced Cock Juggler 

One who is utterly stupid. A person who really deserves to slip in dogshit and break their neck.
Gabe: Hey did you bring the milk?
Jay: Milk?
Gabe: Yeah the milk.
Jay: Nah mans I forgot it.
Gabe: You are such a shit faced cock juggler now im gonna have to put water in my cereal.