hairy hairy balls

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

a very hairy cock

Pretty much when your dick smells like rotten cabbage dipped in microwaved buttermilk ranch because you've been been doin shit all day and you've got one too many folds in your ballsack. The aroma from your gross dick mixes with the smell of your swamp ass to kinda smell exactly like an old shinguard or when you fuck some dirty slut and don't wash your hog until after work the next day.

reference to a monkey penis or an extreamly large african's dong

A very large cock