Cock Split

The ratio, based on 100%, of a cock's potential hardness, arousal, and size.

Person being fondled, "Whadda you think - 60/40?"

Fondler, "Dude, I am not yet familiar with your cock split, but, I dunno, maybe 70/30?"

Cock Split by cbizl September 15, 2011

Cock Splitter 

You know those FREAKY girls? I don't mean the one's into literal SHIT, but the one's who like blood. Not menstrual blood, but YOUR blood. They will do as the title says, split your cock IN HALF. SHE WILL LITERALLY SPLIT YOUR DICK INTO TWO SEPARATE PIECES

Guy 1: I've finally gotten Angela to go on a date with me!

Guy 2: Hey man, I hate to break it to you, but Angela's a cock splitter *takes off pants*

Guy 1: Shit..

Cock Splitter by Local Beaner Ripper April 26, 2019

Cock slit 

Cock Slit... a more politically correct version regarding the term that refers to the opening at the end of the penis which sometimes includes a derogatory Asian name.

Hey.. look at his jap’s eye Dave!

That’s not a Jap’s eye it’s a cock slit Nick.

Cock slit by #woke August 3, 2018

cocksplinter 

A cocksplinter is someone who is super fucking annoying. So annoying that it is as bad as having a splinter in your cock.

Johnny: My neighbor is such an asshole. He's putting his Christmas lights up and it's not even Halloween yet.

Dave: Yeah, he's a real fucking cocksplinter!

cocksplinter by geederd November 28, 2020

Cocksplat

n; noun used to describe a bus driver who can't drive

the bus driver was a cocksplat he couldn't drive a nail home with a hammer never mind drive a bus

Mark got off the bus to Walk home cause the driver was a Cocksplat

Cocksplat by The Fairy Sesh Mother February 20, 2020

witless fucking cocksplat 

a funny Fuckface von Clownstick insult coined by the Scots. others include incompressible jizzvon Clownsticket, Mangled apricot hellbeast, and others

used by brexit scotland when fuckface von clownstick was visiting scotland.they were calling him a witless fucking cocksplat

witless fucking cocksplat by curtis450 September 7, 2017

CockSplat

1. Could be used as an insult or
2. Define the result of male orgasm

1. You are a total CockSplat
2. You just got your CockSplat all over me

CockSplat by Masterofallevil September 29, 2004