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Cock Mark

A Mark Left either by a rooster or someones cock. it can be on anyplace of the body and in any size.
"Dam, thats a big cock mark on your face, what were u doing last night?
by Zephyr :D April 9, 2009
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Cock market

Similar to the stock market, the cock market tracks the value of a man's cock. A bearish cock market suggests the value of your cock is quite low, while a bullish cock market means that your cock is very valuable. Supply and demand play a huge role in determining cock prices. The higher the demand, the greater the price.
Example 1
Joe: Since he started going out with Carly, Damon only has one consumer for his cock.
Steve: That lack of demand means he's going to take a hit in the cock market.
Example 2
Andrew: Damn, every girl wants his cock right now.
Sam: He's doing insane in the cock market recently.
by alexaria2800 November 6, 2010
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Cock marking

To tattoo a mark across your pecker every time you fuck a new woman in order to keep track of them.
He's into cock marking.
by Jedge dredd7 June 6, 2011
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Nick Markham Cock Gobble

When you wabble your way to a guy awkwardly.
"Hey bro, why did you N.M.C.G over to her?
"What do you mean?"
"Dude, you pulled a Nick Markham Cock Gobble!"
by jas552 April 15, 2022
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Cockmarking

The act of cockblocking, but exclusively referring to cockblocking done by individuals named Mark. Not to be confused with Markblocking.
Was out for a night on the town with a lady friend but my buddy kept on cockmarking me. That unaware bastard never takes a hint!
by yoloswag420blzit February 27, 2014
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Cockmarket

\ˈkäk mär-kət\

A phenomenon observed describing the number of attractive women (ranked as 8/10 or above on the hotness scale) in a particular geographic area relating to the competition from other females and number of preying males in the area. Cockmarkets are based on the principle that the more regional or remote a location is, the more attractive the women are deemed to be by males targeting potential females in the area. This is in contrast to attractive women living in city or metropolitan locations whose hotness ranking (score out of 10) is decreased due to the amount of competition and number of other hot females in the area. Cockmarkets can be compared to other 'physical' markets i.e. the stock market, as the principle is based on the supply and demand of commodities i.e. the smaller the supply the higher the demand and increased value
Ryan: Dude check out that hot piece of walking axe wound
Kevin: Dude we work in the mining industry in Alabama, anything with close to a gash looks good here
Ryan: Fuck you she's not that bad
Kevin: Is that because she doesn't have a hairy upper lip and doesn't drag her arms on the ground like the other 2 girls in this town. To many men and not enough hot women, sure is a cockmarket here
by RynchWA87 January 8, 2012
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