cock holdster

a slanderous term used to describe any opening,on the person you say it to, that could possibly fit a male member

SHUT YER DAMN COCK HOLDSTER!!
-or-
I'll put it right in your cock holdster, baby.

by shortythepimp April 12, 2004

Cock Holdster

An alternative name for someone's mouth. Usually vulgar, implying that one uses his/her gaping maw as a container to house someone's meat rod.

"Hey Pat, why don't you shut your cock holdster? Everyone is sick of hearing you talk."

by India Najones August 13, 2025

Chubby Cock Holster

A promiscuous, full figured woman who is builded like a brick shithouse.

Bradley said;
April may be a full figured girl, but it's in all the right places.
Ed said;
Yea, & I heard she's a "Chubby Cock Holster"...

by BIGGEDD666 April 14, 2011

cock holster

U.S. Marine Corps slang for mouth.

"Shut your cock holsters and get on line!"

by Modernartmasterpiece October 25, 2006

cock holster

the mouth of either a male or a female. used as a derogatoty meaning.

joe blow, shut your cock holster.

by slapmeat July 29, 2003

Cock Holster

N. Using a person's mouth to place your penis for storage...

N. A penis garage

Dood, your mom is such a cock holster.

by Neuro4848 May 28, 2003

cock-holster

US Army slang for the human mouth.

As heard yelled by Sand-Hill Drill-Sergeants, RI's, and some particularly old-school/politically in-correct 1SGT'and CSM's when they've got a case of the Red-Ass.

*Note: this term is NOT meant to be homo-phobic, nor does it imply or suggest any degree of homosexuality on anyone's part, it is simply a term of endearment to be used when you're pissed-off at someone.

"All of you, shut your goddam fucking cock-holsters and listen up...!"

by goodcop8 November 14, 2007