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US Army slang for the human mouth.

As heard yelled by Sand-Hill Drill-Sergeants, RI's, and some particularly old-school/politically in-correct 1SGT'and CSM's when they've got a case of the Red-Ass.

*Note: this term is NOT meant to be homo-phobic, nor does it imply or suggest any degree of homosexuality on anyone's part, it is simply a term of endearment to be used when you're pissed-off at someone.

"All of you, shut your goddam fucking cock-holsters and listen up...!"

cock-holster by goodcop8 November 14, 2007

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cock-holster

a term used to Describe a yapping woman's or man's mouth also, means the the pussey or asshole

the stupid bitch was running her cock-holster all dam night

cock-holster by Joshua A. Knapp November 5, 2006

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cock holster

U.S. Marine Corps slang for mouth.

"Shut your cock holsters and get on line!"

cock holster by Modernartmasterpiece October 25, 2006

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cock holster

the mouth of either a male or a female. used as a derogatoty meaning.

joe blow, shut your cock holster.

cock holster by slapmeat July 29, 2003

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Cock Holster

N. Using a person's mouth to place your penis for storage...

N. A penis garage

Dood, your mom is such a cock holster.

Cock Holster by Neuro4848 May 28, 2003

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Cock Holster

whore, slut, a girl who uses her vagina as a holster for a cock.

"That girl gets around. She's such a cock holster!"

Cock Holster by KrisDee October 29, 2007

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cock holster

Noun: one that is the receptical for a cock, ie. a holster. This person can be male or female and can be any varity of orifices.

noun: Nate is a big Cock Holster

Adj: Snow job is a Cocky little Holster.

cock holster by Lt Gen. HAWK w/ asst. from Snake-eyes and wet-suit December 3, 2006

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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