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cock-holster 

US Army slang for the human mouth.

As heard yelled by Sand-Hill Drill-Sergeants, RI's, and some particularly old-school/politically in-correct 1SGT'and CSM's when they've got a case of the Red-Ass.

*Note: this term is NOT meant to be homo-phobic, nor does it imply or suggest any degree of homosexuality on anyone's part, it is simply a term of endearment to be used when you're pissed-off at someone.
"All of you, shut your goddam fucking cock-holsters and listen up...!"
cock-holster by goodcop8 November 14, 2007
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cock-holster 

a term used to Describe a yapping woman's or man's mouth also, means the the pussey or asshole
the stupid bitch was running her cock-holster all dam night
cock-holster by Joshua A. Knapp November 5, 2006

cock holster 

"Shut your cock holsters and get on line!"

cock holster 

the mouth of either a male or a female. used as a derogatoty meaning.
cock holster by slapmeat July 29, 2003
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Cock Holster 

N. Using a person's mouth to place your penis for storage...

N. A penis garage
Dood, your mom is such a cock holster.
Cock Holster by Neuro4848 May 28, 2003

Cock Holster 

whore, slut, a girl who uses her vagina as a holster for a cock.
"That girl gets around. She's such a cock holster!"
Cock Holster by KrisDee October 29, 2007

cock holster 

Noun: one that is the receptical for a cock, ie. a holster. This person can be male or female and can be any varity of orifices.
noun: Nate is a big Cock Holster

Adj: Snow job is a Cocky little Holster.
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