slapmeat's definitions

pole cleaner

a person who "cleans" the penis with their mouth after vaginal or anal sex (usually the recipient)

man, jenna jameson was great last night. she even did the job as a pole cleaner! shit and all!

by slapmeat August 1, 2003

Finger Puppet

ummm, you become a finger puppet once a doctor gives you an anal exam during a check-up. get it?

by slapmeat August 5, 2003

cock holster

the mouth of either a male or a female. used as a derogatoty meaning.

joe blow, shut your cock holster.

by slapmeat July 29, 2003

sand jockey

indigenous people of the middle east that ride camels as a means of transportation.

wow, did you see that rocket take out that group of sand jockeys captain

by slapmeat July 30, 2003

pittsburg platter

Moron, it is spelled "Pittsburgh". You forgot the "h" and no one I have known in the 29 years of my life in PGH. is into this. Howard Stern made it up for some gay ass reason.

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by slapmeat August 4, 2003