Definitions by slapmeat

Finger Puppet 

ummm, you become a finger puppet once a doctor gives you an anal exam during a check-up. get it?

Finger Puppet by slapmeat August 5, 2003

pittsburg platter 

Moron, it is spelled "Pittsburgh". You forgot the "h" and no one I have known in the 29 years of my life in PGH. is into this. Howard Stern made it up for some gay ass reason.

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pittsburg platter by slapmeat August 4, 2003

pole cleaner

a person who "cleans" the penis with their mouth after vaginal or anal sex (usually the recipient)

man, jenna jameson was great last night. she even did the job as a pole cleaner! shit and all!

pole cleaner by slapmeat August 1, 2003

sand jockey 

indigenous people of the middle east that ride camels as a means of transportation.

wow, did you see that rocket take out that group of sand jockeys captain

sand jockey by slapmeat July 30, 2003