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Cock Handler 

A person who thinks he/she is the expert in the work area.
A Cock Handler has a lower I.Q. but thinks he has a high I.Q. A Cock Handler will always tell you how to do things and that his/her way is better.
Cock Handler by Widemouth December 8, 2007

cock handle 

A handle with a hollow cylinder at the end to use when mastebating so you dont get any exess cum on your hands!
Sam: hey chloe, will you wank me?
chloe: URGH! groce no i dont wanna get my hands sticky!
sam: oh. thats ok i got the new cock handle!
chloe: o, in that case . ur in for some good shit tonight!
sam:(score)
cock handle by grace loftus August 11, 2006

Cock handle 

When ones cock is so large you can use it as a swing for little children.
Child 1: “Hey are you going to swing on the cock handle?”

Child 2: “Yeah man it’s so fun especially when it tickles my bum

cockhandled 

adj: Describes anything that a guy touches or holds after going to the bathroom without washing his hands. Very typical when hammered or blitzed.
Get your cockhandled hands out of my bag of chips!
cockhandled by stance July 16, 2004

cockhandler 

A person who has no mind of their own and often "co-signs" on another man's statements and/or actions. Said person "sweats" other dudes.
you only sayin' that 'cause Phil did, u cockhandler
cockhandler by Frankie Needlz August 10, 2010
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026