cock handler
hey dude i was so drunk i got with a cock handler.
i think the guy drinking the martini is a cockhandler
i think the guy drinking the martini is a cockhandler
cock handler by Trey/AAron December 16, 2008
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Cock Handler
A Cock Handler has a lower I.Q. but thinks he has a high I.Q. A Cock Handler will always tell you how to do things and that his/her way is better.
Cock Handler by Widemouth December 8, 2007
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cock handle
A handle with a hollow cylinder at the end to use when mastebating so you dont get any exess cum on your hands!
Sam: hey chloe, will you wank me?
chloe: URGH! groce no i dont wanna get my hands sticky!
sam: oh. thats ok i got the new cock handle!
chloe: o, in that case . ur in for some good shit tonight!
sam:(score)
chloe: URGH! groce no i dont wanna get my hands sticky!
sam: oh. thats ok i got the new cock handle!
chloe: o, in that case . ur in for some good shit tonight!
sam:(score)
cock handle by grace loftus August 11, 2006
Cock handle
Child 1: “Hey are you going to swing on the cock handle?”
Child 2: “Yeah man it’s so fun especially when it tickles my bum”
Child 2: “Yeah man it’s so fun especially when it tickles my bum”
Cock handle by Hahadonkeyballs May 11, 2021
cockhandled
adj: Describes anything that a guy touches or holds after going to the bathroom without washing his hands. Very typical when hammered or blitzed.
cockhandled by stance July 16, 2004
cockhandler
A person who has no mind of their own and often "co-signs" on another man's statements and/or actions. Said person "sweats" other dudes.
cockhandler by Frankie Needlz August 10, 2010
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