Cock Flu

Cock Flu is another way of saying gonorrhea.
With so many animal flu's going around, like Bird Flu and Swine Flu, who would argue with Cock Flu?

My girlfriend is pissed! She screaming that I gave her gonorrhea. I said "No! I have Cock Flu. YOU have gonorrhea!

by Seauton22 January 25, 2011

German Cock Flu

A term created by Michael Colarusso Jr. German cock flu or “GCF” is a term that covers any and all sicknesses or viral infections of any kind.

“Yo bro, are you sick?” “Yeah man I came down with a rough case of German Cock Flu man”

by Nickcola2000 November 11, 2025

cock flute

A flute made of cock generally played by small asain women. The playing of the cock flute generally involves use of fingers instead of the palm of the hand acummpanied by gentle blowing and slighty tounging.

She played the cock flute like she was at Carnagie.

by Addy and Charlie January 5, 2008

Cock Fluff

Fluff on the end of your cock from drying self with a fluffy towl and not noticing until later.

- "Man, my GF was about to give me a blow job but gave me weird looks when she saw the Cock Fluff thinking it was something else"
- "This Cock Fluff smells funny"

by Corio October 23, 2009

Cock fluff

n, noun to describe the fluff that accumulates on a man's bell end when he doesn't wear boxers shorts.

John had cock fluff cos he didn't wear boxers shorts that day.

by SeshGremlin19 November 20, 2019

Flubber-Cock

A flubber-cock can be:

1. A fat mans penis, which is surrounded by hanging stomach fat.

2. A softee still used for sex

3. A penis that has cum all over it

4. Robin Williams' gnarled fuck stick

I slapped a bitches face with my flubber-cock

by thatkidwiththeheadphones July 24, 2009

Flub cock

Extra skin below the cock

Wow my girl wouldn't go down on me because of my flub cock.

by KamKam001 August 16, 2016