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Cock Flu 

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Cock Flu is another way of saying gonorrhea.
With so many animal flu's going around, like Bird Flu and Swine Flu, who would argue with Cock Flu?
My girlfriend is pissed! She screaming that I gave her gonorrhea. I said "No! I have Cock Flu. YOU have gonorrhea!
Cock Flu by Seauton22 January 25, 2011
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German Cock Flu

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A term created by Michael Colarusso Jr. German cock flu or “GCF” is a term that covers any and all sicknesses or viral infections of any kind.
“Yo bro, are you sick?” “Yeah man I came down with a rough case of German Cock Flu man”
German Cock Flu by Nickcola2000 November 11, 2025
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Related Words
Cock Flu • German Cock Flu • cockfluff • cockflute • Flubber-Cock • Flub cock • cockflubber • cockflume • cockflush • Cockflux

cock flute 

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A flute made of cock generally played by small asain women. The playing of the cock flute generally involves use of fingers instead of the palm of the hand acummpanied by gentle blowing and slighty tounging.
She played the cock flute like she was at Carnagie.
cock flute by Addy and Charlie January 5, 2008
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Cock Fluff 

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Fluff on the end of your cock from drying self with a fluffy towl and not noticing until later.
- "Man, my GF was about to give me a blow job but gave me weird looks when she saw the Cock Fluff thinking it was something else"
- "This Cock Fluff smells funny"
Cock Fluff by Corio October 23, 2009
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Cock fluff 

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n, noun to describe the fluff that accumulates on a man's bell end when he doesn't wear boxers shorts.
John had cock fluff cos he didn't wear boxers shorts that day.
Cock fluff by SeshGremlin19 November 20, 2019
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Flubber-Cock 

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A flubber-cock can be:

1. A fat mans penis, which is surrounded by hanging stomach fat.

2. A softee still used for sex

3. A penis that has cum all over it

4. Robin Williams' gnarled fuck stick
I slapped a bitches face with my flubber-cock
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Flub cock

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Extra skin below the cock
Wow my girl wouldn't go down on me because of my flub cock.
Flub cock by KamKam001 August 16, 2016
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy 

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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Galantir

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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

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In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whale 

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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

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A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024
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