Originally derived from the term "assflute", which in turn came from the famous exploratory scene in American Pie 2. Usually used by members of GenMay or other internet forums as a degrading insult.
Implies that the target would not only enjoy a flute up the anus but also a "cock".
Implies that the target would not only enjoy a flute up the anus but also a "cock".
1. "omgf stfu cockflute asstard isajeep"
2. Q: "What instrument does Todd play?"
A: "Probably the cockflute cuz he's ghey AM I RITE?"
2. Q: "What instrument does Todd play?"
A: "Probably the cockflute cuz he's ghey AM I RITE?"
by JustinBC December 8, 2005
Get the cockflute mug.The act of measuring the length, girth, circumference, and ejaculatory abilities of ones penis. Often used in foreplay to impress the female.
This is also a standard procedure performed on anyone applying to the Cumpatriot Society of Homies, led by the notorius street gang BC Ballers
This is also a standard procedure performed on anyone applying to the Cumpatriot Society of Homies, led by the notorius street gang BC Ballers
D-Shiznit: Woah bro! Did you hear that Miles cockulated himself?
A-Dawg: No, i didnt hear that yet, holmes! What were his cockulations?
D-Shiznit: It turns out that he has a whopping 3 and a half inch penis!
A-Dawg: Brodawg, we should go cockulate ourselves!
D-shiznit: Totes holmes! Il go grab my Cockulator and some Mens Fitness magazines!
A-Dawg: No, i didnt hear that yet, holmes! What were his cockulations?
D-Shiznit: It turns out that he has a whopping 3 and a half inch penis!
A-Dawg: Brodawg, we should go cockulate ourselves!
D-shiznit: Totes holmes! Il go grab my Cockulator and some Mens Fitness magazines!
by A-dawgdizzle October 18, 2009
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a guy who tries to compensate for having a small penis by acting like a brute. Can sometimes be physically intimidating, but usually just talk a lot of shit they can't back up.
by bullshitlame July 24, 2009
Get the cockfluff mug.1.) A human with the ability to be insulting without being aware of just how insulting they really are. An oblivious asshole.
2.) Also a great way to slip the word cock into regular everyday conversation.
2.) Also a great way to slip the word cock into regular everyday conversation.
1.) Todd just drove over your hostas while parking, what a cockflower.
2.) I've been a busy bee this weekend! I mowed the lawn, did every bit of laundry, polished my cockflower, and managed to balance the checkbook!
2.) I've been a busy bee this weekend! I mowed the lawn, did every bit of laundry, polished my cockflower, and managed to balance the checkbook!
by havingtwinsnow May 19, 2010
Get the cockflower mug.Cockfosters is a suburb of North London, lying partly in the London Borough of Enfield and partly in the London Borough of Barnet. The counties of Hertfordshire and Middlesex respectively (in which Cockfosters was located pre-1965) are still used in postal addresses.
The name has been recorded as far back as 1524, and is thought to be either the name of a family, or that of a house which stood on Enfield Chase. One suggestion is that it was "the residence of the cock forester (or chief forester)
The subject of many jokes of Londoners & Tourists
It is the last station on the Northern End of the Piccadilly Line
The name has been recorded as far back as 1524, and is thought to be either the name of a family, or that of a house which stood on Enfield Chase. One suggestion is that it was "the residence of the cock forester (or chief forester)
The subject of many jokes of Londoners & Tourists
It is the last station on the Northern End of the Piccadilly Line
by TheFlyingKidney July 7, 2011
Get the Cockfosters mug.A penis dipped in chocolate; A chocolate chip cookie baked in penis form.
A way to confuse a female into sucking your tally whacker.
A way to confuse a female into sucking your tally whacker.
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