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Definitions by SeshGremlin19

Cock fluff 

n, noun to describe the fluff that accumulates on a man's bell end when he doesn't wear boxers shorts.
John had cock fluff cos he didn't wear boxers shorts that day.
Cock fluff by SeshGremlin19 November 20, 2019

Kink kitten 

v, a verb to describe a woman who's into the kinkier things in the bedroom.

n, a description of a sexually deviant woman
Jo was a kink kitten, she was a really dirty woman when it came to the bedroom.

Tam: "Where's my kink kitten?"

Jo: "I'm right here waiting, come play!"
Kink kitten by SeshGremlin19 November 20, 2019
n, A descriptive word used to describe the kind of person who upon seeing you have the urge to whack full force in the face with a METAL fish slice utensil.

The type of person who's face would look so much better with imprinted lines from a fine fish slice whacking.
Mario saw Jo argue with a guy & shouted "Jo, Step back & I will handle this - He's a SPATULA!!"

Mario whacked the guy across the dial with a fish slice because he was a Spatula!
Spatula by SeshGremlin19 November 14, 2019