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cockfluff 

a guy who tries to compensate for having a small penis by acting like a brute. Can sometimes be physically intimidating, but usually just talk a lot of shit they can't back up.
"i'm going to fuckin' kick your ass, you pussy!"

"I'm not afraid of you, cockfluff."
cockfluff by bullshitlame July 24, 2009
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cockflute 

Originally derived from the term "assflute", which in turn came from the famous exploratory scene in American Pie 2. Usually used by members of GenMay or other internet forums as a degrading insult.

Implies that the target would not only enjoy a flute up the anus but also a "cock".
1. "omgf stfu cockflute asstard isajeep"

2. Q: "What instrument does Todd play?"
A: "Probably the cockflute cuz he's ghey AM I RITE?"
cockflute by JustinBC December 8, 2005

cockflush 

An adjective used to describe a situation reminiscent of the mess that comes (or rather cums) at the end of masturbation.
I spent the first half of saturday morning dealing with the cockflush.
cockflush by CanTheSpam January 17, 2006

Cockflexer 

Another common name for a gay/Homosexual
Shut up you "Cockflexer"

He is a proper "Cockflexer"
Cockflexer by Ryan Mcmahon April 6, 2007
Another word for a vagina cunt minge pussy
A term for a well used pussy
id like a go on her cockflume
the girl has a cockflume
'can i have a go in your cockflume'
cockflume by Maringle May 3, 2008

cockflubber 

cockflubbers is the virtual office (slack) HR approved joyful fun SYNONYM to cocksuckers
Those fucking deadbolt cockflubbers jiffed our qnap again!
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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