Cock Fan

1. Someone that is a fan of cocks.

2. A Jobsworth

MUST NOT BE MISTAKEN BY AN OWNER / FANATIC OF POULTRY

Oi that blokes a right cock fan

by chutney.ferrett.owner October 11, 2010

cock-a-fanny

n. The act of hiding one's wedding tackle between one's legs to give the appearence of having female genitals. Popularised by Captain Sensible and East German female shot-putters of the 70's

by b0ng April 3, 2003

fanny cock

when the axe wound becomes so damaged it starts to resemble a run over cat, pouring pus and jellyfied semen around the badly stacked kebab lips. Blue waffle may also become apparent.

wowsers that fanny cock looks like a bad day in bosnia!

by angrypirate33 June 9, 2016

cockfan

To rapidly twirl your flaccid penis in front of another gentleman in a fan-like motion.

Husstopher: i totally need a cockfan, is Mason around?

by Arty Benjamin August 18, 2009

cockfangled

Cock-fang-led (kok-fang-uld)
adjective

1. Overly complicated or intricate, convoluted.

2. A mess of a crotch.

'Traffic on the way to work was fuckin' cockfangled."

"I looked up this cross dresser's skirt and it was all cockfangled."

by Wordsmith Definitionstrom September 10, 2011